YES – You Look Fat in Those Pants!

Learn How to Playfully Tease a Woman By Being Different, Confident, & Funny…

By: Ben Ezra

As you are reading this, about one million women all over the world are turning to their husbands or boyfriends, and asking them the million dollar question – the one that causes most men to hesitate before answering… And no, it's not, "Are you cheating on me?"

“Honey… Do these pants make me look fat?”

If this has never happened to you yet, let me prepare you, because it will! As much as you may want to avoid this question, it will eventually arise – there is no escape. But the question is: are you going to know how to properly deal with it when it comes along?

Well, before I get into how you should deal with a question of this sort, let me give you a couple of the most common answers that most men give:

- “Of course not honey… They make you look beautiful.”
- “Turn around… No sweetheart, they look great on you.”
- “No, it actually makes you look skinnier…”
- “What kind of stupid question is that?”
- “I don’t know… Don’t bother me.”
- “How am I supposed to know? Am I some fashion expert?”

I am not saying that there is anything wrong with any of the previous answers, but I am about to go against what every man out there thinks he should say to a woman when she asks this question… The next time a woman asks you, “Honey… Do these pants make me look fat?” You will pause for a second… Look her up and down (as if you are grading her), and then in an extremely serious tone say:

“Yes honey… You look extremely fat in those pants, I mean, when did you decide to stop taking care of yourself? This relationship is never going to work out fatty pants…”

And then, just before she is about to slap you… Walk up to her; gently spank her tush and say, “Actually, now that I have come to think of it, you would make a great J-LO – a sexier version.” If you say this in a teasingly fashion, and the woman who you are saying it to doesn't have a low self-esteem, isn’t actually really fat, and has a sense of humor, then chances are that the outcome will be positive.

It’s great to playfully tease women, and a question like this gives you the perfect opportunity to do so. She might end up playfully hitting you on the arm, while saying something like; “You’re bad!” to which you can reply, “That’s my name, don’t wear it out!”

Be different from every Joe Shmoe that tells women what they think they want to hear, and begin to be a bit unpredictable. This does not only keep things interesting, but it keeps things fun as well! It never hurts to tell a woman the opposite of what she wants to hear; as long as you say it in a teasingly and playful manner. This may very well work to your benefit.

Side effects may include: redness of the face from getting slapped, a broken nose from getting punched, or a more likely slap to the arm… Use at your own risk! ;-)

For more on being different, confident, & funny, click here.

What Women Want - From A Woman Herself

Enter A Woman's Mind By First Understanding Her Most Basic & Deepest Instinctual Desires...

By: Ben Ezra

Thousands of years ago; before there were fancy cars, the media, Paris Hilton, Bling-Bling, and any other kind of flashy image portrayed by society as being “attractive” and “desired” by others, there was something deeper – something less materialistic and physical…

Women wanted something that was rare, but it wasn’t any kind of diamond or tangible item. They desired certain feelings; deep feelings that could only come from the opposite sex – man.

There were certain elements that triggered true attraction for them, but they had nothing to do with how much money someone had, or how good they looked, or how old they were…

It was more along the lines of how they lived, who they were, why they did the things they did. What inspired them? What truly made them the men that they were?

As much as you may think, things haven’t changed much since then… Perhaps they simply became less clear and lost somewhere along the way. But women still want those deep feelings – they need them. And as for us men, we need not to overlook these most basic desires of a woman.

I have found a few short paragraphs written by a woman that very precisely dwells on this topic. No one can say it better than a woman herself.

Enjoy…

THE INVITATION

(by Oriah Mountain Dreamer, Indian Elder)

It doesn't interest me what you do for a living;
I want to know what you ache for,
and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing.

It doesn't interest me how old you are;
I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love,
for your dreams, for the adventure of being alive.

It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon;
I want to know if you have touched the center of your sorrow,
if you have been opened by life's betrayals,
or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain!
I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine and your own,
without moving to hide it, or fade it, or fix it.

I want to know if you can be with JOY, mine or your own;
if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your
fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful,
to be realistic, or to remember the limitations of being human.

It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true;
I want to know if you can disappoint another to be true to yourself;
if you can bear the accusation of betrayal and not betray your own soul;
I want to know if you can be faithful and therefore trustworthy.

I want to know if you can see beauty even when it is not pretty everyday,
and if you can source your life from its presence;
I want to know if you can live with failure, yours or mine,
and still stand on the edge of a lake and shout to the silver of the full moon,
"YES!"

It doesn't interest me to know where you live or how much money you have;
I want to know if you can get up after the night of grief and despair,
weary and bruised to the bone,
and do what needs to be done for the children.

It doesn't interest me who you are, or how you came to be here;
I want to know if you will stand in the center of the fire with me and not shrink
back.

It doesn't interest me where, or what, or with whom you have studied;
I want to know what sustains you from the inside when all else falls away;
I want to know if you can be alone with yourself,
and if you truly like the company you keep in the empty moments.

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You see…

At the end of it all, acting fake around women, pretending to be something your not, spending all this extra money on women so that you can “impress” them, buying that 2006 BMW 745Li so you can show off in style, doesn’t really matter… It’s not what women want (at least not quality women).

They want you to be a MAN. Someone who stays true to who he is, and will never try to put on fake airs or say something because he thinks, that’s the right thing to say…You have to be real.

I talk a lot about this in my book, and dig much deeper than the surface. If this makes sense to you, you might want to check out my book, Modern World Dating. Click here.

You got to smile and enjoy this journey called life, no matter what. Stay true to who you are, follow no one but you heart, always be willing to take a punch for what you believe is right, and be forever grateful for everything in your life!

If you will live this way…

I can guarantee that the women around you will notice.